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Constructing-Style Wizard
by Books Cooked By Hearts
Transmigrate into a different world, start as a criminal soldier, master the deconstruction core system, and embark on a peculiar journey as a wizard.
Gourmet Style Beast Taming
by Book shortage forced to write a book
This is a world with incredible, extraordinary powers.Sprites born from dishes, the competition between deliciousness and power, a journey under a starlit sky, challenges tied together by bonds.A young man with the memories of a Special-Class-1 chef from his past life has arrived in this world brimming with courage and dreams."Oh, delicacies concealing magical powers, reveal your true strength before me! I command you in the name of your Spirit Chef, Qin Lang, bring forth the Food Spirits!""...H…
Genius of the Rules-Style System
by Don't Eat Small Pumpkin
Question: Given that Lin Xiaoqing can lift an 80-jin item, how much arm strength does Xiaoqing have?Answer: Left arm 49 jin, right arm 67 jin.Question: Given that one plus one equals two, what is the result of 491 multiplied by 709?Answer: 348119.Others' logic is deduction; mine is cause and effect. No matter how difficult the problem, the answer is already obvious when it is posed.This synopsis is too short to describe the story.An unorthodox jaw-dropping science fiction of a top-scoring studen…
Knocked Up by My Nemesis
by Elara Driscoll
Waking up hungover next to my arch-nemesis – the city's most notorious fuckboy? Worst. Morning. Ever. I handled the walk of shame with icy dignity, but fate had a bigger curveball: one month later, two pink lines.My baby. My rules. His involvement? Zero.My flawless plan hit a snag when morning sickness ambushed me in the office restroom. He walked in. His eyes locked onto my still-flat stomach, darkening with something dangerous. Before I could blink, he had me pinned against the cold tile wall.…
Knock! Knock!
by ShinichiLaaaabs
Knock! Knock!The third knock didn't make a sound. Before the Grim Reaper makes another knock, the door opened and an annoyed lady stood in front of him. Her yellow dress shows so much brightness and disposition, unfortunately his presence and three knocks mean one thing.Death."Geez, it's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy as hell whoever you are make sure it's urgent! What can I do for you?" she asked as their eyes met. When her eyes turned to his body, she deadpanned. "Man, what's with the black h…
knock knock - who is there?
by smirkingcat
this is a story of a innocent and sweet girl of 17years old girl EVA. she is a cheerful and bright student.....but after her father 's death , one day suddenly there was a knock at the door...... #knock## knock #she opened the door and there was a tall and handsome man at40 standing front of her. his eyes were same as her deep green. EVA: who are you sir??MAN: I am Mr. xi luxian, I am your father. ?EVA: ???????sorry sir. but I think today is not Aprilful day. ?after some days later another kno…
Knock, Knock:BEASTARS FANFIC
by Givean_HooH
[BEASTARS FANFIC]Yao Boqin is a cat working as a waiter at Knock, Knock. He's only doing it to earn a few fish. As in, food. He lives next door to a crocodile, Gun Sang-won. And under him is a poodle, Johnathan Deleon. His landlord, a horrible pig Liling Yi. She seems to be targeting Yao for nothing. His rent goes up any time she's frustrated. She makes life unbearable for him, she's so annoying yelling at him all the time.Luckily, a sweet bunny he works with makes his day. Fu Meixiu is a waitre…
A KNOCK
by Gospel_Vibes
It wasn't even a knock knock game, it was a simple knock that led to it all. They wish not to have opened or at least wished they weren't home to open the door. Sadly they did and now all that remains are unanswered questions and the fright. Boo!! You shouldn't be frightening for fright is already frightening by their story. It is all because of a knock on the door however, who knocked and why?
KNOCK
by merinfinite
After being forced by her bestfriend, office-worker Caroline was jammed in a live-concert of a rockband "Knock" which Felicity, her besrfriend, is an avid fan of.Being uninterested to the live, she decided to put ignorance to it, not minding the squealing crowd around her but what she did is a mistake.The crowd's attention are pointed towards her and she saw a man proclaiming himself to be hers.That guy is-- the same man she turned down 4 years ago.
When Love Knocks The Billionaire's Heart
by pearl_amethys
L'amour est comme le vent, nous ne savons pas d'ou il vient.Cinta datang seperti angin, kita tidak tahu kapan dia datang.-Balzac-----Ditinggalkan dua orang wanita yang sangat dicintai dalam hidupnya membuat William James Hunter, 27, kesulitan untuk mempercayai wanita. Di matanya, wanita hanyalah objek pemuas hasratnya. Dengan uang yang ia miliki ia bisa dengan mudah mendekati wanita manapun yang ia mau.Pandangan William pada wanita mulai berubah ketika ia bertemu Esmee Louise, 24, di sebuah rest…
Knock
by MidnightAmare
What seems to be a simple life of four human beings turned upside down after the past knocked on one's door. Leonna a scholar student likes to live life as planned, and that's what's up, Life did not approve her plan. As she digs up a disturbing story from her friend's past she accidentally hit rock bottom and that's where things get twisted.
Knock!
by DaoistY5NPvi
Except for the rain that’s been crashing for hours and the house-shuddering wind that howls through the darkness outside, it’s an ordinary evening at your house. Then comes a knock on the door. You’re not expecting anyone. You look through the peephole, but the condensation from the wet night air has fogged it to uselessness. So you simply open the door and… (prompt)
Knock knock.... Am love
by Nirni
In our day to day life, when we are too busy valuing work and giving time to a virtual world, since we are not being pampered, being loved, being taken into consideration, kind of feeling, this book tries to bring out the little joys of life on a daily basis to show, love is everywhere. We need to open our eyes and feel by the heart. Rest all is history